Will I Live to see 90?
An old man went to a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests the Doc said the old guy was doing ‘fairly well for his age.
(He just turned 80.)
A little concerned about that comment, The old man couldn’t
resist asking him, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 90?’
He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?’
‘Oh no,’ he replied, ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’
Then he asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?’
He said, ‘Not much… my former doctor said that all red meat
is very unhealthy!’
‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’
‘No, I don’t,’ He said.
He asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars?”
‘No,’ said the ol’ guy
” Or lots of sex?”
The Doc looked at him and said, ‘Then, why do you even give a shit?