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WOMAN TALK MEN TALK

11 Feb

 

TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!

Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts – that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh – that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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Man 1: Haircut?

Man 2: Yeah.

 

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1 Comment

Posted by on February 11, 2011 in Funny side up

 

One response to “WOMAN TALK MEN TALK

  1. Off Limits

    February 17, 2011 at 11:01 am

    So true that is why 95% of my friends are guys. lol

     

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