12 Feb

Second Wish!

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. *

The waitress asks for their orders.

The man says,“A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?”  *

”I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.  *

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. *

”That will be $9.40 please,”and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. *

The next day, the man and the ostrich come againand the man says, “A hamburger, fries, and a coke.”

The ostrich says, “I’ll have the same.”

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with

exact change.  *

This becomes routine until, the two enter again.

”The usual?”asks the waitress.  *

”No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad,” says the man.  *

”Same,” says the ostrich. *

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, “That will be $32.62.” *

Once again he man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and  places it on the table.  *

The waitress can’t hold back her curiosity any longer.

“Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?” *

”Well,” says the man,”several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp.

When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.

My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and

the right amount of money would always be there.” *

*”That’s fantastic!” says the waitress.

“Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”  *

”That’s right. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a

Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the man.  *

The waitress asks, “But, sir, what’s with the ostrich?” *

The man sighs, pauses, and answers,

“My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs

who agrees with everything I say.”

1 Comment

Posted by on February 12, 2011 in GENIE GRANTS WISHES


One response to “ONLY TWO WISHES PAL

  1. Off Limits

    February 17, 2011 at 11:04 am

    OMG this have made me laugh so much as we say with my good friend PMSL ( Pissing myself laughing)


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